The education of Husband in things female
My husband has been my husband for 18 years and still refuses to understand more about the world of feminine
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Claus Hansen
Questionably legal Christmas gifts
We had a strange theme for this year’s Christmas gifts. One gift looked like a bag of cocaine with a
Read moreHusbands who don’t listen
My husband and I have become that marital stereotype where the man doesn’t listen to the woman. I’ve joked about
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Nonsensical semantics in the house
A lot of the funny in-jokes and pet phrases in our little family are things we’ve been saying so long,
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Three hours of bird ownership
We were the proud owners of a baby finch for a few hours tonight. It was an orange cheeked waxbill.
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Fighting tooth and nail over star status
My husband and I are engaged in a little healthy competition to see who can be our dentist’s pet. It’s
Read moreTipsy trick-or-treating is the trend?
Do you notice more parents drinking alcohol while taking their children trick-or-treating? Apparently, it’s a thing that I just became
Read moreAdolescent sees mom as less and less cool
“I made new, cool friends this year. You are not allowed to talk to them,” instructed my sixth grader. “I’m
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Wife as boss?
In the car on the way home from school, I informed Olivia, “We’re going to take a family walk then
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Bourne Identity vs. Bathroom Identity
Scene from 2002’s The Bourne Identity: Jason Bourne: “I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars
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